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Nov 12, 20225 min read

Nominating Hon’ble Prime Minister of India, Mr. Narendra Modi, for the Ig Nobel Peace Prize: A

Posted on 12/11/2022

Updated on 13/11/2022

[STATUTORY WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT THINK THAT THE IG NOBEL PRIZE IS A NEGLIGIBLE PRIZE AS WE FOUND THAT SOMETIMES IG NOBEL WINNERS LATER ON GOT THE NOBEL PRIZE, e.g., Sir Andre Geim.]

To

Marc Abrahams,

The Editor,

Improbable Research

To

David Kessler,

The General Manager,

Improbable Research

Sub: Nominating Hon’ble Prime Minister of India, Mr. Narendra Modi, for the Ig Nobel Peace Prize

Dear Sirs,

It is a cheerful moment for us, the Indians, to nominate jagatguru (preceptor of the world), faqir Mr. Narendra Damodardas Modi, the incumbent Prime Minister of India, for the Ig Nobel Prize in Peace. He has previously (and rightfully) been awarded the said Prize in Medical Education⤡ for his extensive contribution during the COVID-19 P(l)andemic.

WHY ARE WE NOMINATING NARENDRA DAMODARDAS MODI FOR THE IG NOBEL PRIZE IN PEACE?

  1. Mr. Modi, when he was the Chief Minister of the state of Gujarat, India, in 2002, peacefully solved the riots between two religious communities by allowing legal murders. For this reason, his VISA was illogically and unlawfully denied in the USA⤡. How did the US Government understand his profound contribution in genocide or anti-Muslim pogrom? The whole narrative is available in Rana Ayyub’s book Gujarat Files: Anatomy of a Cover Up (PDF attached below), which shamelessly maligned the man with the 56-inch chest (none other than his personal tailor knows this measurement though!). Even the then IPS Officer Mr. Sajiv Bhatt was arrested⤡ for spreading rumours on the post-Godhra genocide⤡ supposedly engineered by Mr. Modi and his friend, philosopher, guide: Mr. Amit Shah, the incumbent Home Minister of India. Further information in this context can also be found in the then IPS Officer RB Sreekumar’s book Gujarat: Behind the Curtain VIEW HERE ⤡.

  1. His biopic (a box office flop), released in 2019, truthfully depicts the episodes of his life dedicated to world peace in detail. This all-time classic biopic is much better than Charles Chaplin’s trash film,The Great Dictator. PM Narendra Modi (2019) VIEW HERE ⤡

  2. We are presenting his achievements in a summarized manner in the following slideshow:

  1. We have also made a film on his scam-free austere life, as expected from a liberated faqir: TRIBUTE TO MODIJI VIEW HERE⤡

  2. He can be deemed as a world leader since both Joe Biden and Kamala Harris keenly listened to his words of wis(h)dom on two crucial topics: democracy and Gandhian philosophy of peace.

  1. He is a great peacekeeper since he has not so far resisted the Chinese invasion in the Indian states of Jammu & Kashmir and Arunachal Pradesh. Mr. Modi the pacifist has also allowed Pakistan in Kashmir without offering any violent resistance.

  1. He, as expected in the ambit of a participatory democratic society, always encourages dialogue or discursive exchanges. During his eight years’ tenure as the Prime Minister of India, he attended only one press conference. Glimpses of his notable interview with the journalist Karan Thapar shows his vigour in tackling uncomfortable or controversial questions:

  1. He is often branded as a pathological and compulsive liar (jumlabaaz) by his opponents. It is a case of defaming an unstained personality, who left his family and went to the Himalayas for the promotion of world peace.

  1. His greatest achievement is the demonetization (2016) drive for eradicating the flow of black money, international terrorism and counterfeit money.

  1. Mr. Modi has a non-communal (“communal” in the sense of “communalism”, partitioned community superiority, or religious extremism), liberal, progressive personality. It is alleged that his party, viz., the Bharatiya Janata Party, took funds from international terrorists Dawood Ibrahim and Iqbal Mirchi. ·

  1. We are dedicating our nomination of Hon’ble Narendra Modiji to late Haren Pandya, a former Home Minister of the state of Gujarat, who was assassinated under mysterious circumstances in March 2003.

  1. In conclusion, we are bringing our letter to a close by citing an informative document about the invincible peace warrior Mr. Modi for your kind perusal:

The Emperor Uncrowned- The Rise of Narendra Modi VIEW HERE ⤡We hope that our nomination will be accordingly entertained by the Board of Governors of the Ig Nobel Prize Committee. Thanking you in anticipation,Yours Most Obediently,

Dr. Debaprasad Bandyopadhyay

Mrs. Rupa Bandyopadhyay

Mr. Akhar Bandyopadhyay

ADDENDA:

The reply came on 12/11/2022 from the Editor of the Annals of Improbable Research:

We sent another addition to the nomination profile of Mr. Modi as a reply to the above mail:

Dear Marc, Thank you for your speedy response. We wish to add another achievement of Mr. Modi as part of his nomination profile. On 24/02/2020, after paying a visit to Mahatma Gandhi’s Sabarmati Ashram in the city of Ahmedabad, Gujarat, Mr. Modi, accompanied by former US President Donald Trump, went to Motera Stadium (presently called ‘Narendra Modi Stadium’. Don’t think that Mr. Modi is a living megalomaniac!), Gujarat, where he finalized a $3 billion Arms Deal. The passage from the abode of non-violence to the ambit of strategic defence (expected Orwellian Newspeak/Doublespeak within the Orwellian State) is a pertinent example of Mr. Modi’s unfailing adherence to the ideal of peace.

Trump visits Sabarmati Ashram, praises ‘great friend’ Modi VIEW HERE ⤡ (As reported on 24th February, 2020 ©The Economic Times)

Moreover, the visit of the Trumps in India marked the entry of the COVID-19 Virus in the country as well. The beginning of COVID contamination consequently led to Mr. Modi rightly securing the prestigious Ig Nobel Prize in Medical Education. Hypothetically Yours,

Dr. Debaprasad Bandyopadhyay

Mrs. Rupa Bandyopadhyay

Mr. Akhar Bandyopadhyay

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