Posted on 23/05/2023 (GMT 15:30 hrs)
Updated on 24/05/2023 (GMT 06:05 hrs)
Dear Mr. Piramal and DSK Legal Team,
Hope you are doing well by expropriating the surplus labour in the form of money-signifer from 77,000+ human beings. We are happy to note that you have viralized and notarized our web-based non-violent civil disobedience movement. It is my pleasure to admit that without being an “Urban Naxal” (I hate violence), I could “damage” the business of a billionaire! Now I feel the exotic pleasure of using Tetmosol Soap (one of the products of Piramal Pharma) in my stinging private parts suffering from pruritus without satisfying the greedy itching palms of the decision makers.
However, the DSK Legal Team’s research and investigation are very poor. We have spread the philanthropic deeds of Mr. Piramal throughout the web, which are not mentioned by the DSK Legal team. We have used multiple platforms simultaneously such as Flickr⤡, Tumblr ⤡, Pinterest ⤡, Instagram⤡ , WordPress ⤡, Mouthshut ⤡, Hello Peter⤡ etc, apart from Facebook⤡, Linkedin⤡ and Twitter⤡. Therefore, the compensation amount should be more than 100 crores (though it is fictitious and arbitrary) as per the logic of the situation. This is also to be mentioned that I, the undersigned, will myself bear the whole cost for “damaging” your business. Please leave the other five accused defendants. I will bear the cross till the end for the sake of preserving your obsessive habit ⤡ to take recourse to the legal path again and again by filing defamation cases whoever is found accusing you of something. Your several stay orders entail the sthitalakṣaṇa (thetic or static characteristic) of an actual paramavaiṣṇava. We appreciate your occupation, or otherwise, adverse possession of the DHFL (with the help of the ruling party) through reverse merger when it is still under adjudication.
In conclusion,
we request Mr. Piramal and the DSK Legal Team to kindly sign the following online petition to the Hon’ble CJI of India and the Minister of Law and Justice to provide justice to thousands of the ailing DHFL Victims:
We bless Mr. Piramal’s newborn grandchildren (born in America, i.e., jus sole. It proves that Piramal Pharma has no confidence in their own infrastructure) for a prosperous future. They will be brought up with our blood-and-sweat.
Thanking you in anticipation, Best Regards,
Dr. Debaprasad Bandyopadhyay
We made certain required revisions to the above letter and resent it to the previous addressee:
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